legend of drizzt fic

a collection of all my legend of drizzt fic. ngl it's 90% Jartemis because i have brainrot. you see the thing that happened was i read like thirteen drizzt books in a row over lockdown, got brainworms, and now gestures...this, i guess.

each fic contains an AO3 link, or you can go straight to my AO3 page.

How To Tell Your Dad You Got Top Surgery From Lolth

724 words

Rating: T

Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre, Zeth'rinn Baenre

Tags: Original Drow Character, Original Trans Character, capaign: Dark Ascendance, parent-child relationship, Fluff

Summary: In which Zeth'rinn reveals a change

Fly By Night

557 words

Rating: T

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Banter, Canon What Canon, au - waterdeep dragon heist

Summary: In which Jarlaxle and Artemis take a flight.

dress up

724 words

Rating: T

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Banter, Flirting, Canon What Canon, au - waterdeep dragon heist, they're just an old married couple in this tbh, jarlaxle's semi-suicidal urge to play dress-up with entreri

Summary: In which Jarlaxle plays dress-up.

He Keeps Me Warm

802 words

Rating: M

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, roughly Wickless-era, Fluff, Banter, Fireside sex, for these two this qualifies as sickening fluff tbh

Summary: In which Artemis helps Jarlaxle warm up.

Sunrise

659 words

Rating: G

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Light Angst, No Spoilers, Canon What Canon

Summary: In which Drizzt and Artemis share a sunrise.

 

Part 3 of Fuckbuddies AU

Hold Your Colour

686 words

Rating: G

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, roughly Wickless-era, A Wizard Did It, Banter

Summary: In which a few colours start to run.

kiss in the sand

895 words

Rating: T

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Banter, au - waterdeep dragon heist

Summary: In which Jarlaxle and Artemis hit the beach.

Bite Your Kiss

2432 words

Rating: M

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, PWP, Good Old Fashioned Fucking, Anal Sex, Fluffy Ending

Summary: Local Mercenary Boys Fuck Each Other Silly, more at eleven.

Good Boy

2959 words

Rating: E

Pairing: Drizzt/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, PWP, Praise Kink, Anal Sex, Hair-pulling, i do NOT know what im doing i just thought this would be Very Hot to write, Canon What Canon, the sex is a bit aggressive but not violent, very small amount of angst at the end

Summary: Drizzt is a good boy who deserves to get thoroughly plowed into the mattress.

 

Part 2 of Fuckbuddies AU

In The Morning Light

1789 words

Rating: M

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Artemis

Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, PWP, Snark, Morning Sex, Oral Sex, Morning Cuddles

Summary: Waking up with Jarlaxle is always...interesting

Uncover

2083 words

Rating: E

Pairing: Drizzt/Artemis

Tags: Oneshot, PWP, Established Relationship, said relationship being: sometimes they fuck, drizzt is a tease and artemis is a grouch, Canon What Canon, Oral Sex, Light restraint, Hair-pulling, No Spoilers

Summary: “What are you hiding under that cloak, drow?”

“You’re a smart man, Entreri,” Drizzt said, “I’m certain you can uncover my secrets.”

Drizzt pays an unexpected visit to Entreri's room. Artemis finds an inappropriate use for Drizzt's cloak.

 

Part 1 of Fuckbuddies AU