Ship Meme

I like to entertain myself with these boys, so here's a ship meme I filled out for them~

Who wakes up first?
Usually Rizeth ends his reverie first — because Ashenivir probably didn’t even start his till like an hour ago.

Who is grumpiest in the morning?
You would think it would be Rizeth but no, it’s Ashenivir. He does not like to go to bed, he does not like to get up. Leave him be until he has eaten and his brain is functioning.

Who cooks breakfast?
listen Ashenivir can do a lot of things really well. cooking is not one of them. Rizeth can, he just doesn’t bother most of the time because the Arcanum has cooks and he also has a cook.

Ashenivir finds it really really fucking attractive when Rizeth cooks thoughs.

Who serves the other breakfast in bed?
there is no eating in bed. usually. that’s a recipe for disaster, and when they start sharing Rizeth just. fucking bans it.

unless it’s for Sex Purposes, then a little bit is allowed.

Who suggests they skip work and stay home?
Ashenivir. Then he gets in trouble for it. Or fucked silly. Sometimes both.

Who falls asleep on top of the other?
Ashenivir will just curl up on Rizeth given half the chance. One minute Rizeth is stroking his hair, the next he’s in full reverie or actually fucking asleep, goddess’ sake, Ashenivir.

Who stays up until 2 reading?
ASHENIVIR TAKE A FUCKING NAP WHY DON’T YOU?

He stays up all the time because he has no self control, and Rizeth is constantly frustrated at him for it.

Who kisses their partner while they’re sleeping?
Rizeth.

Who is most adventurous?
Ashenivir. He’ll try anything once.

Who is most protective?
Rizeth. He has a bit of a possessive streak. Do not harm the wizards boyfriend. The wizards boyfriend could also kill you with a thought, but the wizard would get there first. And worse.

Who cares too much?
Rizeth. Ashenivir cares a lot, but he’s a very emotionally open person. Rizeth cares way more than he thinks he should, and it scares him sometimes.

Who is most competitive?
Ashenivir. That boy cannot back down from a challenge

Who sings in the shower?
Ashenivir. The first time Rizeth hears it, it’s cripplingly adorable and his heart just fucking aches.

Who is more likely to get naughty in inappropriate places?
Uh Rizeth, of course. Because teasing Ashenivir is The Most Fun.