Hot Mess

playlist cover - Hot Mess

bregan d'aerthe nepo baby, underdark hotboy, bisexual disaster, pretty little brat, red flag seeking missile, threesome king and tboy slut AKA Zeth'rinn Baenre

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Tracklist & Meta

OOH LA LA - GOLDFRAPP

Switch me on, turn me up / Oh, child of Venus, you're just made for love

I mean just listen to this song it's just The Vibes. As are most of these tracks, tbqh.

CAN'T BE TAMED - MILEY CYRUS

I can't be changed, I can't be tamed

See above, but also Zeth is a bit of a party boy and prone to making wild decisions. Alcohol involvement optional.

SLUMBER PARTY - ASHNIKKO

Me and your girlfriend playing dress up at my house / I gave your girlfriend cunniligus on my couch

Zeth will fuck your girlfriend then convince you to join in. Mostly because he likes the attention.

HOT MESS - GIRLI

They say I'm a hot mess

i have nothing to add, he's just a hot mess. don't worry about the rest of the lyrics rn.

KINKY - KESHA

One plus one is two, that's me and you / Plus on is three, that's fun fun fun / Boys kiss boys kiss girls kiss girls / That's how it's meant to be

as noted, he does enjoy a good threesome, and is An Entire Kinky Boy and thinks everyone should be having wild and fun sex as often as possible. Repression? Never heard of her.

MONTERO (CALL ME BY YOUR NAME) - LIL NAS X

Romantic talking? You don't even have to try / You're cute enough to fuck with me tonight

PANDEMONIUM - LIZ

We go, we go, gold dusted dumb

RED FLAG - KESHA

All the nice guys left me dead inside / I like chaos dripping head to toe

this entire song is like. 'Yeah, that's Zeth's relationship pattern alright'. Party pop and upbeat about the fact that he is ONCE AGAIN getting in over his head about someone he shouldn't.

GUYS DON'T LIKE ME - IT BOYS!

It's not my fault she looked at me / It's not my fault, you can't compare

he is in fact one of the hottest boys in any given room and it really isn't his fault if everyone takes advantage of that.

20TH CENTURY BOY - PLACEBO

And it's plain to see, you were meant for me / I'm your boy, your twentieth century toy

BOYS BOYS BOYS - LADY GAGA

I like you a lot, lot / All we want is hot, hot / Boys, Boys, Boys

DOROTHY - RAISE HELL

Young blood, heaven need a sinner / You can't raise hell with a saint

he likes to Cause Problems On Purpose. not because he's got any real thought-out views about the things he's disrupting, he just likes making trouble

THE EDGE OF GLORY - LADY GAGA

There ain't no reason you and me should be alone / Tonight, yeah, baby / But I got a reason that you're who should take me home tonight

i will say it until i die: Zeth is so so good at ill-advised hook-ups

LET 'EM TALK - KESHA FT EAGLES OF DEATH METAL

I've decided all the haters everywhere can suck my dick

BUBBLEGUM BITCH - MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS

Oh Dear Diary, I met a boy / He made my doll heart light up with joy / Oh Dear Diary, we fell apart

Zeth has a bad habit of getting involved with people who then don't want him or aren't really interested in getting to know him. *cough* the Nydallas *cough*

HOTBOX - LIL NAS X

Hit me with your lovin' / Boy, I know you wanna / Pick me up and love me / I'll be waitin' on ya

BOY CRAZY - KESHA

I'm obsessive, I'm fixating / I want all the boys lately

he is. boy crazy. he thinks boys are hot what else is there to say.

BOYFRIEND - DOVE CAMERON

I could be a better boyfriend than him / I could do the shit that he never did

He will flirt with you by telling you how much better he can do things than whoever else you're with. Hey, sometimes it works!

GO GO JUICE - SABRINA CARPENTER

I miss you and I think about you every minute / If you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck

Zeth would 100% drunk dial people, especially the fuckin. Nydallas. (anyway thank u Fox for rec'ing this one, drunk and pathetic Zeth is extremely entertaining)

SOMEONE NEW - HOZIER

And so I fall in love just a little ol' little bit / Every day with someone new

Zeth has a habit of falling in love (and lust) very easily and very frequently. He can love anyone - he probably shouldn't, but he can.